Where the fuck did March go?

I lost March. I can't find it. Where'd it go?

In other news, the other night I had a dream in which I saved a cat from drowning and then performed CPR to save it. I know dreams are supposed to mean something, or let you know about your life, but I hope this one doesn't mean I want to make out with a cat or something.

Turns out it sucks when the cops make you pay 200 dollars because the music that you're not playing is too loud. But it could have been worse, so whatever...

Only one month and some odd days until this semester of hell is over. That's shitty, because it means everything I have left to do in this semester will all have to be squeezed into the next month. But that's good because then I won't have to deal with this shit anymore.

Happy happy love and rainbows,
Kinzie Louise (Louise is not my middle name. But that's what rganders2 called me the other day. Yep.)

EDIT: Oops, I forgot to talk about the poll. But it was boring. Duh Obama. (and one McCain? Meh.)

and all those other hoochie skanks, they ain't got shit on me

things i'm looking forward to:

1. the summer (even though i don't know what i'm doing)
2. isaac's pageant wagon
3. the party on friday
4. the brunch on saturday, at which i will present an inspirational speech
5. my poetry class's more-than-probable trip to Murphy's
6. finishing my carton of strawberries tomorrow
7. making chocolate chip pancakes in the near future
9. hearing about my mom's SPRING BREAK trip to europe
9. reuniting with my ASB group
10. playing my sold-out show at the catholic worker's house (...?)
11. IN THE BLOOD
12. MEASURE FOR MEASURE

things that are helping me through this angsty time i'm having:

1. horrible pop singles that i have been purchasing off of iTunes
2. when isaac does stupid things in paint shop practicum
3. when annah and kinzie make stupid faces at me in theatre history
4. when cameron says weird things
5. when iris drinks wine
6. when al laughs at how stupid some people are
7. shorts
8. the potential of an internship with the National Coalition for the Homeless
9. the potential of guerilla dramaturgy
10. the potential of ultimately ending up with someone who isn't lame

Mondays

Mondays are usually terrible days. This Monday is no different. People are grumpy and sad and having a lot of feelings. And we got our Theatre History midterm back which is all well and good except I don't understand things. But this negativity is not the point of my post.

BECAUSE. Oh, yes, because:

The schedule for next semester is posted. Fall '08. Best day of the semester. And the problem with that is the fact that I now want to do nothing but look at classes. Instead of homework. So that's what I'm gonna do.

In other news, Dominico, the crazy Italian guy from Tila Tequila, has his own MTV show. And I'm watching it.

And, the results of the survey:
Turns out working out at the gym and doing exercise videos are the most popular. Though I think Amy and I both voted. So maybe we're not actually that cool or popular.

Though I maintain, our readership is in the millions. Obvi.

Monday Monday

Oh, hello there.

I have just been sitting here editing some poetry and listening to the Amelie soundtrack and smelling the scent of this apple cinnamon candle.

I live a life of grandeur.

Anyway, really I should probably live in France or on an apple farm or something. And I've learned that I love theatre, I really do. And I want to be a dramaturg and a writer. But I think I'd also be happy if I were a bear who had to crouch by the stream all day to catch fish and roll around on the ground.

And also I think that in my present life as a human, it would be rather nice if I ended up as a literary manager or dramaturg at some fabulous urban theatre and also was a poet whose work was published all the time everywhere round the clock all the time every day.

And if I had a bicycle.


-Amy Elizabeth

last day to post, all you peeps out there. better get on that.

because i know our readership is in the millions. I KNOW IT!

UnOFficIal baby!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!1

OMGHS i'm like toatally lwasted.

Oops. I lied. And I'm fine with that. Except there's nothing on television. I was seriously hoping for ANTM. Unfortunately, there's just Shows About God and some Infomercials that I Secretly Like but Usually Don't Admit to Liking. I'm actually watching one of those. It's about the Bunnigizer. Oop, and there's one called the "Hyper Bunny." Don't forget the "Love Vibes Big Boy" which is large and red and glittery. Oh, and the Icicles Twister. I think there's a dolphin on it, as the bunny ears part. Ha!

Dolphins are an inside joke with myself.