hey, asshats!!

hey guys.

remember the time freshman year when rio and danny had that scene in which danny used the phrase, "asshat," and i thought it was hilarious??

well, i'm BRINGING IT BACK!!!

anyway, i had a lovely evening last night.

i played some guitar and heard some guitar and touched someone's bod and listened to some music and drank some tea and wore someone else's clothes to bed.

i like this part of my year, despite the finals and shizz.

but writing these gws papers makes me feel like a smart pup, and turning them in makes me feel like a productive member of postmodern society vague-ville.

and studying for peter's final makes me want to punch him since i will probably earn an average grade in his class, despite my gushing knowledge in the field of live theatrical drama plays.

i also would like to start maybe a top moments of the semester. starting with these moments.

1. trying to find the cause of castlevetro's death and deciding upon shark attack
2. the night that kinzie said, "hey, come over and write that gws paper of yours, annah and i are studying, too," and i came over and you guys were actually drinking wine and making cookies and then i didn't go home until 2 in the morning.
3. the night that kinzie and i sat on the floor and loudly wondered why we didn't have boyfriends as she tried to manage her gas while i looked like a homeless, adolescent boy
4. the day that annah and i walked across the quad and i had to sit down in order to prevent the peeing of my pants and the male cheerleader flashed us his thigh
5. my most triumphant confession.

"amy, we need to talk."
"is this about tennessee williams?"
"no."
"is this about...your butt?"
"...yes."