Epiphs

Oh goodness. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Brilliance.

It reminds me of a joke. From some movie. I'm trying to remember which one. It was a mostly bad movie, if I remember correctly, except for this joke. It had some popular girls in it. They said "like" a lot. Here's the joke:

In some bar, Hydrogen and Oxygen are mixing with each other over some water (ha! my addition to the joke) when Gold walks in. Hydrogen suddenly seems very disgruntled so, to prevent any moodiness, Oxygen calls out, "'ey, you! We don't want your kind here..."

Maybe this is better said aloud. Because writing 'ey you is not quite the same as saying the letters. But maybe it's still brilliant?

I'm still desperately hoping that someone will one day see me wearing my nerdy calculus sweatshirt (make sure you look at the back too) and approach me to tell me how funny it is. Because my theory is: if someone is smart enough to get the sweatshirt AND bold enough to approach me about it, I should pretty much do them, right? We'll see how this goes. If it's like... an old dude or something, the deal's off. On verra...

Oh yeah, also I'm not an acting major anymore.