Parking tickets

Hello, universe.

I hate parking tickets and I hate towing companies and I hate parking problems.

Don't worry, I didn't get towed, I just get mad when I think about people towing cars. Unless of course it's really necessary. But there was this a-hole guy who lived in my building last year who would tow someone at least once a week for parking in his spot even if there was another spot available, even if the spot available was the one that everyone in the building knew was the extra spot that was available to anyone anytime. And so once I thought about towing him from his own spot just so he knew how it felt and that maybe he wouldn't do it again but I decided that it would be unethical and that it would be on my Hell Tally which I have thought up in my head, which is something that will happen if there is an afterlife and if I'm accepted into any part of it. What I am afraid will happen is that when it is being decided where I will go, heaven or hell or somewhere else, the decision will be made based on all the significant mean/vile things I've done/said/thought in my life and then I'll have to relive all the crappy things I've thought/done/said.

But today is Thursday. Which means I will go to Murphy's after rehearsal and eye inappropriate potential sexual partners and not talk to anyone I find attractive but think things about them as I walk by on my way to the bathroom.

Bye!!

PS I love Laurie Carlos and everything she stands for, most of which I'm sure I am still unaware of.

Amy